YCS: Your home for childish mockery of foreign people

It's time once again for a little segment we like to call,

You Talk Funny!

Today's featured foreign person is Kosuke Fukudome('s translator). When asked how he would help his new team, Fookie gave this confident response that suggests his contribution will be largely supernatural:

"I'm not quite sure yet if I can help this team in any way, but I wish I can bring the good luck to the Chicago Cubs from Japan," he said.

So brash! Then Kosuke offered this misinformed and slightly dangerous take on his name:

"There has been some article about the difficult pronunciation of my last name, 'Fukudome,' " he said. "So I'm comfortable with any nickname anybody comes up with or 'Kosuke,' or whatever floats the boat will be fine for me."

Does, "Fookie" float the boat, Fookie? Good! Then Fookie it is.