Clemens Testimony Transcript
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Clemens: Did Not!
McNamee: Did to!
Clemens: Did Not!
McNamee: Did to!
Clemens: Did Not!
McNamee: Did to!
Clemens: Did not did not!
McNamee: Did to did to!
Clemens: Did not did not times a hundred!
McNamee: Did to times a million!
Clemens: Did not times infiniti!
McNamee: Did to times double infiniti!
Clemens: There's no such thing as double infiniti!
McNamee: Moooooooom!!! Roger says there's no such thing as double infiniti!
Random Member of Congress: Aren't we fighting a war somewhere?
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I've never been a single-issue voter (in the whole one time I voted), but if any politician can promise to put Clemens in jail, he's got my vote. But only if he can also promise to pay of the national debt and ban the DH.
Now, Vinnie, that's a bit of a surprise. I always figured a candidate's stance on artificial turf would be your litmus test.
That's my litmus test, and also banning domes in the NFL. If we can have an open air stadium in Green Bay, Minnesota can get by with it too. Cunts.
You thought artificial turf would be my litmus test? I love artificial turf, especially when it injures a player I don't like.
oh Vinnie say it ain't so. I always thought you valued substance over kneejerk emotional responses. No DH? Explain yourself.
Actually, I don't mind the DH, nor that one league has it and that one league doesn't. It's one of those quirks that makes baseball fun. I think I just threw that out there because I couldn't think of something more clever. How about bringing back bullpen cars, stirrups, and baby-blue road unis. That's what I really want.
What's aweseome is that we're getting tons of hits from people Googling for the actual transcript of the testimony. I hope at least one of them believes this is the real thing. That would make my day.
Also, we got a hit from someone Googling "nut sack slippage." I think we should write a post on this topic.
Mike, you forgot the part when Clemens said Pettite misremembered what Clemens originally told him
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