During the Marquette-Cincinnati Game after a three-pointer by Scott Christopherson.
"Scott Christopherson with the three! The Freshman from Lacrosse, Wisconsin."
"Yea, but I think they brought him in to play basketball, not lacrosse."
No joke. The only inference I can make from this is apparently Lacrosse, WI is populated entirely by lacrosse players, except for Scott Christopherson.