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Uni-tarded!
The most amazing stat from the All Star Game? Only 37 turnovers! And no one tackled anyone The two teams were practically wearing the same uniform. Or at least half of the same uniform. Who the hell designed those? They made the game horribly confusing, and I expected at least 80 turnovers, with all those undisciplined, tattooed hotshots with their baggy shorts and complicated shoes playing in the game. But 37 would tie for the fourth lowest when put against the totals from the last ten All Star Games: 37, 40, 43, 44, 52, 30, 40, 39, 33, and 34.
Done deal--No Kidd-ing!
I am thoroughly confused by this Jason Kidd trade. The Nets actually want Kieth Van Horn? a) He wasn't that great before he retired; b) he hasn't played in a year and a half; c) he obviously doesn't wanna play very much; and d) he has the same name (almost) as a former Bears offensive tackle. (That last one's sorta inconsequential, I guess.) I can't believe he was holding up the deal. I will never, ever understand NBA trades.
Whore-icane Ka-dumbass
Quit bragging Sports Guy. Big deal. You went to New Orleans. If I remember correctly, a certain group of respected sports reporters (and friend)...
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The Nets actually want Van Horn's one-year, expiring contract that makes the trade possible (because of all the weird trading rules in the NBA) and clears some cap space for Jersey next year. They would have paid Bill Walton to come out of retirement.
And I don't think it was Van Horn holding up the trade, but rather the NBA who was making sure that he would actually report to the Nets and make himself available to play. The Lakers did the same thing by signing-and-trading Aaron McKie and sending him to the Grizzlies, and the NBA was on McKie's ass to make sure he reported, which means the deal wouldn't have happened if the Griz was still in Vancouver.
Ah, NBA trades.
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