So being too anxious to hear the goods in the Mitchell Report but being unable to watch the press conference here at work, I've just spent the last ten minutes or so sifting through the PDF for the juicy parts.
But aghh! All I've gotten is Manny Alexander, Ricky Bones, and Alex Cabrera. And now I have to get back to real work! This sucks!
Damn it, George Mitchell--why couldn't you have just called a chapter, "The Juicy Gossip," or, "The Famous Guys Who Have Taken Steroids, i.e. the Only Thing You Really Care About Within This Entire 409-Page Document"?
Frustrating. I guess I'll just have to wait til I get home.