Irish to Head West

Despite missing out on a bowl game, suffering more losses than any year in school history, and generally being the national laughingstock of college football, Notre Dame can claim one thing. Undefeated champion of California. The Irish went undefeated in the Golden State in 2007, notching wins at UCLA and Stanford. Their loss to USC was at Notre Dame.

Following their victory over Stanford, the Irish announced that they would be playing the entirety of next season in California.

"Sure, I guess it will be hard holding practice and classes in South Bend and playing every week in California, but you can't argue with results. Bottom line is we won twice as many games in California this year as we won in South Bend," coach Charlie Weis told reporters having been doused with gatorade after the glorious victory over the Cardinal.

Irish QB Jimmy Clausen agreed, "If anything, it'll help from the stands. Forget those asshole alums who expect national titles every year as their god-given rights even though they never set a foot on the field. Leave them in South Bend. How's the lake-effect snow you fucks? I'm sitting on the beach in Cali with smokin' hot ladies instead of stuck-up pizza-faced girls named Colleen and Maureen from Renssalaer." As for the fans, they're just glad we're showing up in their part of the country.