"Haha... More like 'Fuck you'-dome! Good one, huh?"
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If you haven't heard yet, one of the players the Chicago Cubs are hot on this offseason is Japanese import Kosuke Fukudome, a 30 year-old corner outfielder.
Whuh-oh.
Personally, I'm extremely pleased that the Cubs are taking this risk, rather than, say, offering up big money to an aging CF like Andruw Jones or Torii Hunter (as my nemesis Jim Lynam of Q101, among others, has been touting for a few weeks).
All I'm saying is, this guy--should he sign with the Cubbies--had better be good. And immediately. Or else we may be in for the most repetitive use of an obvious, unfunny slam since Andy Mc"Fail."
"Fukudome" + lack of production + uncreative bleacher bums = hackiness of biblical proportions.
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Good for you for not stooping all the way down to "Fuck-You-Do-Me."
I might have, were it to make any sense as an insult, which it does not. But I'm sure it'll be used nonetheless.
I find it even more interesting that McDonaugh quit the Cubs and left for the Blackhawks....things are not looking great for the cubs afterall
The only thing McDonaugh's departure means is less beanie baby giveaways at Wrigley. He was a marketing prodigy, not a baseball guy. The less Tribune-related executives, the better.
Do the Vikings still play in the Fuck You Dome?
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