In response to Steve Spurrier's critique of Georgia head coach Mark Richt, former Bulldog Herschel Walker has challenged "the Ole Ball Coach" to what we YCS folk like to call, the "Feets of Strength."
"Well, you know, is that not insulting? That’s totally insulting for a coach of his stature to say something so stupid,” said Walker, getting angrier by the syllable. “So my question I say to him is, if he’s got that much guts, why don’t he step in a ring against me? You don’t say something that silly, because you’re going to get somebody hurt. Georgia was punished, because that’s a penalty. They didn’t go out to hurt anyone. [Spurrier] talks about hurting somebody. How much guts do you have? Step in a ring with me, and then we’ll see.”
Now, I think we can all agree that this would not even be a contest, but for shits and giggles, here is the line for the bout.
"Ole Ball Coach" vs. Herschel "Hurt" Walker
62...............Age.....................45
201...........Weight................230
6"2.............Height...............6"1
1............Heisman's..................1
It's "Brain vs. Brawn"....."Strategy vs. Strength"...."The Visor vs. The Helmet"...."The Fun 'n Gun offense vs The 'I' Formation." And the winner gets to face off against Bo Ryan in a Dance Off!!!
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There should be a fantastic photo of Steve Spurrier next to Herschel, for some reason I was having trouble uploading it
Here it is if it is not showing on the blog, for some reaosn, it only worked with mozilla
http://www.orangeandbluehue.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/spurrier-visor.jpg
Nothing a little Paint ingenuity can't fix...
There's no way that's Spurrier's current height and weight - maybe his playing weight...
Look for Hurricane Ditka to have a say in the outcome of this fight before it's all said and done...
Jordan set the odds at 5:3 for Spurrier, because he cheats (damn age and trickery) and 12:1 odds that this gets out of hand.
Well, I think there is no doubt Steve Spurrier would use hus superior intellect game planning skills to take advantage of Herschel Walker's obvious flaws
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