Little Guy Watch: Marist

With all the attention paid to Kevin Love, and the Kentucky upset, and North Carolina, the story that's getting pushed aside is the early-season struggles of the Marist Red(d) Fox(x)es. After opening the season with a win over Delaware, Marist got blown out by Miami and this afternoon they lost a tough game to Houston, getting bumped from the Puerto Rico Tip-Off.

YCS was able to get in touch with Redd Foxx himself via ouija boards and lot of candles, and asked him about his teams struggles.

So Redd, what's going on with your team?

What team?

Marist, of course.

Who the hell is Marist?

Haha, oh Redd you big goof. You're basketball team, how do you feel about losing to Houston?

I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Man, you're still hilarious. Gotta wash yo ass, right?

How did you find me?