From the "Pictures I Never Expected to See" File
>> Friday
An excerpt from the show:
Morgan: You just don't see any great movies these days.
Clooney: Well, I beg to--
Morgan: You used to have movies like The Sting that had great actors in them--Paul Newman, Robert Redford... guys like that. But all of today's movies have holes and weaknesses. There just aren't any great movies anymore.
Bench: ...Or great actors. I don't think any actor from today's era should ever get a star on the Walk of Fame.
Clooney [incensed]: Now just one minute...!
Ellen: Boys--
Clooney: It's just that I finally agree to come on this ridiculous show, and this is what I get? Listen--You guys were great ballplayers in your day, but could you do us all a favor and leave your retarded opinions on movies to yourselves?
Bench: No, you listen to me--
Ellen: Hey, everyone--Let's dance!
["The Groove Line" begins to play; Morgan pops up and starts shuffling around in a small circle while Clooney sits silently, forehead in hand.]
Morgan: Come on, Johnny! Get down with your bad self!
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Could Joe Morgan and Johnny Bench's pants be pulled up any higher in that photo? And what the hell is written on Bench's stomach? It looks like a chinese takeout menu.
I tried blowing up the picture to read it, but the resolution is too fuzzy. Either way, I assume it's some kind of self-aggrandizing nonsense like a catalogue of his career awards or a list of players that he's trying to keep out of the Hall.
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