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Just saw this story on Deadspin about court papers filed in Dwyane Wade's divorce from his wife.
As I'm sure all the guys on this blog remember, Wade was rumored to have these...proclivities when he was at Marquette. Hopefully, these allegations are merely the overblown product of ugly divorce proceedings, but...man. Only human, I guess.In legal papers, she alleges he abandoned his children, committed adultery, and infected her with an unspecified sexually transmitted disease. She wants the names of ''all of his sexual partners'' during their six-year marriage.
Dwyane, named a ''Father of the Year'' in 2007 by the National Father's Day Committee, has gone ''months'' without seeing his boys, Siohvaughn says. His ''failure to spend time with them . . . has resulted in the children at times being afraid of him; in fact, Zion . . . does not recognize or know Dwyane.'' She wants sole custody, and support.
She also says she has suffered ''grievous physical, emotional and mental injury'' from the STD, diagnosed in the fall of '07. (The infection is not HIV or a ''killer thing,'' sources say.) Dwyane and his ''paramour or paramours'' are liable, she alleges.
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Yeah, the Sun Times had an article on this today. But, come on! Dwyane Wade plays in the NBA! They're all a bunch of pigs, nothing shocking here.
80% of the NBA players a bunch of losers who can put a leather ball in a round cylander. Just ask them to add 2+2, then people might get a glimpse of the joke that is NBA player inteligence.
But lets be good MU alums and remember the facial Wade put on Keith Bogans in 2003
You guys in the "NBA players are thugs, college players are saints" crowd do know that the NBA players were mostly in college at some point right?
My college comment was clearly sarcastic as all us MU alums were very aware of Wade's cavalier college lifestyle while married with a kid
Yeah, I'm thinking Pat's comment was pretty tongue in cheek. Let's be honest, as I said yesterday when talking about this with someone else - if you were being thrown the kind of ass Dwyane Wade gets tossed on a daily basis, you wouldn't be high and mighty either.
I see your point. But what about guys like Tiger Woods, Kurt Warner, etc, etc who seem to be able to keep their dicks in their pants. A guy with two kids who was honored as National Father of the Year should have common sense.
I think you're missing the real point her Pat. If you want to be father of the year you should: cheat on your wife, as much as if not more so than is humanly possible; be gone so much that your kids are afraid of you, possibly even mistaking you for a robber; on the occations when you do show up at home give you wife the numerious STD's you have pick up from random skanks; and for bonus points; have your kids convinced that the pool cleaner is their "real" father. Let's face it if you show up to your kid's ball game, let alone learn their real names, you are babying them too much.
Your best bet is to get hiched young and pop out a couple of tax deductions. Then go out and party with the hotties in South Beach. You'll probllay want to get a house in the burbs for the ol' ball and chain, then get yourself a penthouse condo downtown so you can avoid your little wastes of sperm.
For job selection, you can't beat pro sports. You get to travel alot; especially for basketball, baseball, and hockey. Remember, bowling, gambling, and heck even beer pong are professional sports with lots of travel opportunities; yes there is a World Series of Beer Pong look it up.
If you don't have the talent or are just plain too lazy to compete on a professional level, the next best job is traveling salesman. You get your long road trips and if your halfway decent at it you should be able to talk some local skanks into bed for the night.
Finally, your goal is to empotionally destroy the fruit of your loins. DO NOT HIT YOUR KIDS! Physical abuse shows them that you care enough to expend the energy to hit them, the closest you should get is a raised hand followed immeadatly be a dejected look on you face and "What's the use".
Authors Note: This is a joke.
Yeah Iain, thats what we've been missing on this blog for some time!
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