Because I want to embarrass Pat
>> Saturday
Pat and I are watching the Memphis-Tennessee game... We note the Pat Summit Cout emblem on the Tennessee hardwood:
Me: Poor Bruce Pearl... Always gonna be second banana to Pat Summitt.
Pat: Yeah... by the way, I heard she got divorced recently.
Me: What?? She was married??
Pat: Yeah.
Me: [unnecessarily clarifying] ...Meaning she's not gay?
Pat: No... [matter of factly] I've always thought she was probably kind of a demon in the bedroom.
Me: I would guess she'd... be... aggressive... I suppose...
Pat: Hey, this isn't gonna end up on the blog, is it?
Me: Yes, I do think that you acknowledging sexual thoughts about Pat Summitt deserves to be on the blog.
Posted by Vinnie with contributions by Pat, who is not afraid to be honest about his feelings.
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4 comments:
Shows what you know Vinnie...My hand would be on her right boob
Oh, so no one finds power sexy?
I find it incredibly sexy
Additionally, you wouldn't have to change your monogram when you take her name.
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