Hey Patty Nikson--Either stop sending us email, or don't come to this site anymore!
>> Thursday
This has nothing to do with sports (because, you know, there's nothing important going on in sports right now), but Ithis super-professional-looking piece of spam that ended up in our Gmail struck me as funny:
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I'm no dietician, but I'm pretty sure "calorized fat" is not an actual scientific term and that 99.4% of those statistics are 93.7% bogus.
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4 comments:
#1: Only one O in lose, doll.
#2: Reduce 40-70% Overall Fat Under Skin!
That's great, but what is that going to do for the fat on the outside of my skin?
They should really put more emphasis on the pill's ability to make you rich.
Hahah... I think my favorite part of the email is the fact that those weird characters before the price were actually part of the email as it appeared when I opened it.
Yeah, the ability of the pill to make you rich also baffled me a little, what's the deal with that?
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