Yellow Chair Sports Receives Much Needed Aid

I'm not sure how many of the YCS staff ever actually check our email address, yellowchairsports@gmail.com, but if you have, you'll know that we receive a ridiculous amount of spam emails from people who need our help getting money out of their frozen bank accounts. Little do they know that we're basically destitute.

Anyway, this latest is bar-none the best one yet:

EU DIRECT DEVELOPMENT FUND AWARD

The funniest part about this is that it seems like the European Union wants to expend money (1.4 million euros to be exact) to develop the humanitarian project that is Yellow Chair Sports. Beautiful.

P.S. Rest assured, I've already provided the sender with all the requisite contact information and bank account numbers so that we can claim our award. What do you mean I shouldn't have done that?