U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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After disappointing international performances from the Americans...
--Eliminated in second round of 2006 World Baseball Classic
--Eliminated in first round of 2006 FIFA World Cup
--Bronze Medal in 2006 FIBA Basketball Championships
--Eliminated in semifinals of 2004 World Cup of Hockey, Quarterfinals of 2006 Winter Olympics
It would have been easy to lose all hope. Forever to be dominated in the international arena by the likes of Ghana, Finland, and Argentina.
But now, A team of our nation's finest...well... maybe like our third-finest or fourth-finest players (All from NCAA or NAIA schools) won the 2007 IFAF World Championship, (that would be the International Federation of American Football) with a 23-20 win over defending champs Japan.U-S-A! U-S-A!
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Over/Under on number of foreign players killed if the US team were made up of the actual NFL All-Pro team? I'd say 4-5 throughout the tournament. 6 if Ray Lewis and Shawne Merriman were playing.
Actually, it's kind of pathetic that we had to knock out incumbant Japan in an American Football league.
First we took Japan's competitive-eating manhood, and now we've reclaimed the mantle of third-rate football superiority? Next up: building a car that isn't a piece of crap and superior anime porn!
No, the only reason we weren't the reigning champs in the tournament is because we hadn't had an entry until this year. This is the first time the US has participated in the three (I think) years of the tourney.
That is true. This is the third edition of the tournament, and the first time that US Football has entered a team.
Still, it's good to finally be on the winning team for once.
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