David Wells has seen the future of MLB, and we should all be terrified
>> Friday
Wells, after being ejected from a game for questioning (not all that heatedly) the umpire's call: "They're changing the game of baseball. We're not allowed to do anything. Pretty soon we'll all put skirts on and we're all going to play softball. You're going to have to throw underhand. If you throw overhand, you're going to get a 20-game suspension. That's kind of how I see this game going."
Yikes. The last thing anyone wants to see is C.C. Sabathia battling sudden gusts of wind, Marilyn Monroe style.
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Prince Fielder wearing a dress would be a boon to Brewers attendance for the Bowling league gals.
David Wells needs to get out of his ivory tower and come to the field at 14th and State and see how softball is really played; with an ample supply of booze, an even ampler supply of glass in the field, and a conspicuous absence of skirts.
C.C. Sabathia might not look good in a skirt, but he might be able to rack up 600 innings a year throwing underhand. So really, I think it's a great idea.
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