YCS Access Insider Exclusive! Malik Allen wears Birkenstocks and belongs to the Sierra Club

Two weeks ago, YCS Access Insider brought you the shocking news that Kirk Hinrich eats sandwiches. This week, we learned that Hinrich's Bulls teammate Malik Allen contributes to the anti-government, anti-business leftist machine known as Whole Foods.

Allen, the Bulls' 11th most popular player (just behind Michael Sweetney and just ahead of Andre Barrett), was spotted leaving the liberal extremist headquarters-disguised-as-grocery store Monday afternoon in Deerfield, IL--just four doors down from the Potbelly Sandwich Works where Hinrich was seen acting aloof two weeks prior. Allen was holding a Whole Foods grocery bag, confirming that he had in fact made a contribution to Whole Foods's commie-sympathizing, baby-killing agenda.

Allen will become an unrestricted free agent this offseason, when he will no doubt sign with the Sonics, the fucking hippie.