Paul's Sports Celebrity Tour of Homes, Marc Stein edition

This article today by Marc Stein is about NBA athletes considering un-retiring. Don't worry, this isn't another post about retired NBA guys wanting to recapture glory. Instead, this post is about our disappearing personal privacy and how this loss of privacy could turn into some really super-fun celebrity stalking! So enjoy this first installment of the "J. Peterman Reality"... er, I mean... "Paul's Sports Celebrity Tour of Homes".

The Stein article mentions Toni Kukoc's residence in northern Illinois. Of course, I started to wondering, "Where does that crazy Croatian live anyways?" Thanks to the internet, I think I've found his place.

Then, I decided I'd try to hunt down Spree, a well known resident of the Brew City, and Pip, who I'm pretty sure resides in Chicago.

So Milwaukeeans, here's your map to Sprewell's house. And next time any of your are in Zuch's (very extended) neck of the woods, drop by Scottie Pippen's to say hello. You'll notice Scottie isn't too far out of the way from Toni's place. Maybe you can round up a little game of H-o-r-s-e.

Finally, I think I found Charles Oakley's house. Then, this game lost its entertainment value as I rarely pass through White Plains, NY, nor do I care much about Charles Oakley or any of the other guys in the article. But Danny, maybe you can swing by Oak's house next time you're in NY anyways.

Thanks for taking the tour, and I hope you look forward to the next installment in which I explore homes of all the Chicago- and Milwaukee-area sports writers that we hate. Watch out Mariotti!