Feuding in the Fairways

It started with a steroid controversy. Now, we have an unnamed golfer taking shots at fellow pros, the host course of the PGA, and PGA tour commissioner Tim Finchem. What has happened to the dignified world of golf? Personally, while I understand and can appreciate the esteemed sense that golf tries to portray, this golf fan enjoys this newfound excitement swirling on the golf course. While we're at it, let's set up up the steel cage and let the unnamed golfer (Rich Beem and Duffy Waldorf have been hypothesized by speculators of this story) take on Sergio Garcia. While he may seem like a cowering shittalker, I think Sergio would pull out all the stops and have some outside interference from Spanish companions Jose Maria Olazabal and Miguel Angel Jimenez to help him take down the masked penman.

Edit: Fixed to include the actual golf story. Apologies to everyone for being asleep at the wheel here.