Groundbreaking stuff, Pacman
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I just love this description of Pacman Jones's hip-hop single from this morning's Red Eye:
His National Street League Records, based in Atlanta, said Wednesday that Jones will team with producer Spoaty in a duo called Posterboyz with their first single "Let it Shine" being released Aug. 27. The song talks about big money, cars, and jewelry.
As if they needed to tell us. The blurb also goes onto say that the NFL is looking into whether the record label name infringes on its trademark. Man, this league will stop at nothing.
Also, right next to the Pacman blurb is one about Nick Mangold's sister Holley who's gonna start on her high school team's offensive line this year. It offers this frightening information:
She weighs 315 pounds, bench-presses 265 pounds and has squatted 525 pounds.
So by my calcs, she benches two of me, weighs in at two-and-a-half me's, and squats an incredible four Vinnies.
Yikes.
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I ran some additional calcs and found the following:
Vinnie weighs 0.4 Holley Mangolds, can squat half a Holley, and can bench press Holly's left forearm (with the hand cut off; otherwise, it's too heavy).
On the other end of the spectrum, Ms. Mangold weighs just about one of me (of course I'm somewhat trying to change that now), bench presses 90% of me, and squats about 1 and 3/4ths of me.
If National Street League infringes on the NFL's trademark, wouldn't the NHL have similar worries?
I can squat 160? Man, that's way better than I'd have guessed.
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