Miguel Batista must be Gunning for that BBTN Opening
>> Thursday
He really would look quite handsome in a suit, don't you think? Anyway, "Miggy" apparently writes for ESPN Deportes during interims between pitching averagely.
Coming to the final push of the season, when pennant races are heating up, veteran players are more important than ever, because smarts and intangibles become even more important than talent.
...Says the aging, probably-smart, marginally-talented ballplayer.
I also enjoy his unabashed laziness in using "sources" that are just old teammates who may or may not have said the quotes attributed to them. And who evidently speak in 10,000 Manics lyrics.
But seriously, next to John Kruk and his cologne-shower furniture salesman chic, Miggy would look like a millón dólares.
4 comments:
Hey jagoff, keep your damn porn off our Pulitzer Prize winning sports site
To clarify that, some dumbass left a link to a porn site. Besides, with this crew, we don't need no stinking links, we already know where they are.
"millón dolores"
A million pains?
I don't know about you, but that's a common expression where I'm from.
...Fine, I'll fix it.
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