I agree with Nate. Jeanne Zelasko is an ignorant, ARod-hating bitch.

Remember...Nate's words, not mine.

But seriously, Jeanne Zelasko is one ignorant, ARod-hating bitch. Either that, or she has a super wry sense of humor, and I'm just too dumb to pick up on it.

A few minutes ago during the FOX Saturday Baseball postgame, she and Kevin Kennedy were running through scores from around the league. When they got to the Yankees-Angels score—a 0-0 second-inning tie--the wiseass FOX producers cut to a single highlight: ARod striking out in the first inning. To be fair, I’m mostly criticizing said wiseass producers, but Zelasko did ice the highlight with a sarcastic, “Who--?...Is that--?...Yeah, it’s ARod with a strikeout in the first.”

I mention the wry sense of humor thing because Kennedy followed by adding the fact that ARod leads the Yankees with 17 game-winning RBI (…GWRBI is a dumb stat, but anyway…) to which Jeanne responded with a mock-incredulous, “Is that right? I’ll have to check up on that.”

So Zelasko is either mocking the credibility of the stat and holding fast to the “ARod sucks” mantra or mocking those that would dismiss the stat and hold fast to the “ARod sucks” mantra.…If that makes any sense.


Alright…this post was pointless.