Man...Rain Delays Suck

Seriously, why can't we have more severe droughts?

Also, how dare FOX Baseball Conglomeratory Enterprises, Inc. tarnish the the glorious past of This Week in Baseball by continuing to show this silly Bill Nye / Nickelodeon-style "reincarnation" of the show. It is an utter insult to those of us who will stop dead in our tracks at the beautiful harmony of Mel Allen's voice over vaudville music set to highlights of the 1981 Cleveland Indians (in red unis!). I still maintain that he 7am ESPN Classic TWIB broadcast was the only thing that got me up for my 8:00 class spring semester '05. (The 7:30 broadcast was what often made me late.)

Anyway, I keep meaning to put up some longer posts I've been writing, but I'm a technological retard who seems to fuck up his wireless internet on a weekly basis by doing something retarded, which prevents me from using my own computer, which...whatever...short story: lack of time/focus/internet access has kept me in a funk. Maybe I'll just start blogging at work like Mike.