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Darrin Jackson--You Have Topped Yourself

>> Sunday

I know this is old ground and probably a total bore, so I should just let it go.

...But I can't let it go.

Today during the White Sox-Twins game, Darrin Jackson was comparing the White Sox offense from 2005 to the White Sox offense this year. He was doing so, I should add, on the heels of a Scott Podsednik stolen base.

His conclusion was that the 2005 Ozzie-ball Smart-ball Small-ball Grinder Gang Don't Stop Believin' Go-Go White Sox did more "manufacturing" of runs and "playing the game right" and all sorts of other similar nonsensical cliched crap, while the 2006 White Sox are mostly mashers. He then added that Ozzie Guillen considers the former preferable because Guillen likes to see guys play in his own mold--a "scrapper."

Now hopefully D.J. was merely putting words in Guillen's mouth, and Ozzie doesn't actually believe that 23rd in the league in OPS+ (their 2005 ranking) is actually preferable to wherever they rank now (probably top five, if not first). If Guillen really values "scrappy" play (i.e. stolen bases, sac bunts) so much that he would see the 2006 offensive production as regress, then Ozzie really is as egocentric and hard-headed as I've portrayed him in the past.

To finish this story, Jackson said that he sees more of this "smart" baseball from the Twins this year, and it's results bear out in the standings. The validity of this observation aside--and for that matter, the validity of his characterization of the '05 White Sox (which isn't valid at all)--he's talking about a team that's one half-game ahead of the Sox after play today. One. Half. Game.

Also:
White Sox team ERA: 4.58
Twins team ERA: 4.14

Yeah, D.J.--it's the scrappiness.

Comcast Sports Net--please, please, fire this man.

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Darrin Jackson Actually Said This

>> Thursday

Just about a half-hour ago during the local broadcast of the White Sox-Indians game, favorite personal target of mine (and of anyone from the Chicago area--Sox fan and non-Sox fan alike) Darrin Jackson made a characteristically dumb interjection. Most dumb things "D.J." says disgust and annoy me, but this one just made me giggle hysterically.

As Jermaine Dye crossed home plate after a third-inning homer, Jackson exclaimed, "Yes indeed-y Sweetie Peetie!"

No really, I'm serious. I couldn't have made that up if I tried.

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Thank you, Jesus

>> Saturday

The Chicago White Sox have announced today that Steve Stone will take over the color analyst role for TV broadcasts next season, replacing current color man Darrin Jackson.

For those of you that don't live in the Chicago TV market or have never watched White Sox games on WGN, it's impossible for me to overstate how huge of an improvement this is. (Imagine upgrading to a Lamborghini from lung cancer. It's something like that.)

As for Darrin Jackson, he seems like a very nice guy, and I feel bad about all the harsh words I've had for him on this blog. Having said that, he is--quite simply--a bad color analyst. Maybe he'd be fine as a pannelist on a studio show or a technician in an eye-care clinic, but he is not good at calling live baseball games. Hopefully he will find his niche elsewhere.

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See? Hawk Harrelson Isn't Always Biased Toward the White Sox

>> Tuesday

Not twenty minutes ago, Hawk said, "Last year, every break went the Sox' way"--clearly attributing their 2005 championship in part to good fortune and favorable missed calls.

So there.

Unfortunately, the remark sparked a two or three minute conversation, during which Hawk employed the cliche, "You make your own breaks," and Darrin Jackson insisted that "in the few years before last year, every break and every missed call went against the White Sox" (his emphasis).

Man, Darrin Jackson is probably the least articulate person--mind you, I said person, not just broadcaster--that I've EVER heard speak (emphasis mine). Seriously, I don't think I'd even invite him to a dinner party for fear that he'd embarass himself so.

Also, I have more to say on the "breaks" issue, but I'm gonna save that for a later post when I have some more time to kill. Damn, I wish I were unemployed (well, not really).

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The latest annoying Brent Musburger habit in a long litany of annoying Brent Musburger habits

>> Thursday

I usually try to refrain from ripping on-air talent (unless it's a total dumbfuck like Darrin Jackson or Tim McCarver) because I realize it's tough to be under a spotlight for two or three hours straight, especially nowadays when asshole bloggers are ready to pounce on your follies within minutes.

But I think--and correct me if I'm wrong guys--that Musburger is pretty unanimously reviled among the members of this blog, so I'm gonna get nitpicky.

A couple football seasons ago he was saying, "uhhhh...." every three or four words, possibly because he was drunk. ("Hello, Pot. My name is Kettle. Vinnie Kettle. You are black, and I think less of you because of that particular trait, even though I embody it as well." Friends and other people who have heard me speak will understand the hypocrisy of this criticism--the "uhhh" thing, that is--but it's not very acceptable when you're a well-paid PBP man doing the biggest games in a number of sports.)

Apparently, his new thing is referring to every player by just his first name. Tonight during the Wisconsin-Indiana game, it's been "Trevon!" "D.J.!" "DeAndre!" all game long. Hey, Brent--Not everyone is a "Michael," "Kobe," "'Sheed," or "Yakov."

Ok, this was super-nitpicky, and I rambled like a bastard. Sorry.

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A great day for White Sox fans

The White Sox just traded Juan Uribe for Hanley Ramirez!

Just kidding. But they did pull the broadcaster equivalent of that. As reported in this morning's Red Eye, White Sox broadcaster Darrin Jackson will be going on leave next month for the birth of his expected child. (Smart money says the kid doesn't learn to talk until he's four.)

In his stead during the leave will be former Cubs broadcaster and Semite, Steve Stone.


And one more:

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He wears his sunglasses at night/ So he can So he can/ Look cool in the dugout and stuff la la la something etc.

>> Tuesday

As the general populace of baseball fandom has grown more familiar with the idea of Pythagorean Win-Loss% (or more generally, the idea of run differential as a predictor of wins), more attention has been given to teams like this year's St. Louis Cardinals who have compiled an actual win-loss record that betters their expected win-loss. And whenever this topic surfaces, so does the manager's name--almost without fail.

In the case of a team like the '07 Cardinals, where the manager is someone as high-profile as Tony LaRussa, he's not only mentioned but given the bulk of the credit. (The latest sportswriting-guy to go with this angle: Phil Rogers of the Chicago Tribune.)

I understand the temptation here: The on-field numbers don't compute, so something intangible must be at work. Someone must be "managing" the runs in a way that stretches their value into a greater number of wins.

And I think there could be some truth to this line of thinking. Say a team consistently loses 4-0 or 6-1 type games but pulls out a lot of 3-2 and 2-1 wins, one could argue that the manager is doing a good job of holding small leads with wise defensive maneuvers or "manufacturing" key runs late in tie ballgames when "agressive" strategies (i.e. sac bunts, moving runners) can prove advantageous.

But that doesn't seem to be the case with the Cardinals this year. (Pay no mind to the fact that the Cardinals, who stand at 59-62, are just 2.4 games over their third-order expected win-loss and just five games over their straight-up Pythagorean win-loss.) While I understand that the general premise behind ExWL is that good teams = more runs = more wins and that individual games shouldn't really be picked apart, I think the real story with the Cardinals is a team that's suffered a lot of blowouts.

Let me show ya sometin'!!

April 4, 10-0 loss to the Mets
May 1, 12-2 loss at the Brewers
May 5, 13-0 loss to the Astros
May 18, 14-4 loss at the Tigers
June 15, 14-3 loss at the A's
July 13, 13-3 loss at the Phillies
July 27, 12-2 loss to the Brewers
Aug 1, 15-1 loss at the Pirates

That's a total score of 103-15, or a run differential of 88 in just eight games.

They have had wins of 12-2, 11-1, 15-6, and 10-1, which alone get back 38 of those runs, showing that it hasn't all been extra-inning wins and blowout losses for the Cardinals. But still, we're looking at a sizable 50-run differential in their twelve most blowout-y games, which leaves the Cards one game over .500 with a 14-run differential in their other 109 games.

Ok, so maybe Darrin Jackson wouldn't manage them to that mark--in large part because he'd probably be starting So Taguchi, Jose Oquendo, and Tom Pagnozzi right now--but it doesn't exactly prove that Tony LaRussa is a sorcerer who can will the trajectory of baseballs.

While I understand that all teams suffer and/or score blowouts that can skew their run differential, it doesn't help the hypothesis that the Cardinals are just 10-15 in one-run games. They are, however, 6-3 in extra-inning games--a fact that should garner LaRussa some credit, albeit some very caveat-loaded credit.

Is Tony LaRussa a good manager? In the debatably insignificant realm of baseball managing, he may be. (I won't answer that question because I hate him for his role in the popularization of current trends in bullpen categorization, and I am therefore biased.) At the same time, I think it's really lazy for analysts to attribute this sort of statistical oddity to something as subjective as "good managing" unless they've really scrutinized that manager's technique throughout the season. Even then, they really can't know.

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Even for Darrin Jackson, that was really horrible

>> Thursday

Just now during the replay of a Juan Uribe home run,

DJ [in terrible Borat voice]: "That's a-niice."

Someone please punch that man. Hard.

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Further Proof that Darrin Jackson Sniffs Glue During Broadcasts

>> Saturday

Before and after broadcasts? I really couldn't tell you.

But I can tell you this: "D.J." believes that the greatest "offensive machine" in the history of baseball was...

...Rickey Henderson.

Come. On.

Also, right now D.J. is calling the game with former Sox pitcher and bad-ass "Black" Jack McDowell--thus making this the least professionally-broadcasted MLB game I have ever heard. That being said, Black Jack is pretty entertaining and seems to know his shit ("shit"=pitching-related topics, i.e. the only ones that matter). Maybe WGN will get a clue and ask him to replace D.J.

Or if not Black Jack, maybe Ron Karkovice. Or Rony Siekly. Or John Tesh. Who cares. Anyone. Anywhere. Anybody but D.J.

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Crap. It looks as though we're only the second-best blog on the internet now

>> Tuesday

Hawk and DJ's blog

I have a hard time imagining either of them sitting at a computer and finger-pecking an entire sentence, much less a full entry, even lesser yet, several correctly punctuated entries. I'm thinking they transcribe Hawk's from things he says from his rocking chair on the team plane and DJ's from his coloring book.

Highlights from DJ:

..."The key is to be in the playoffs and to get there our pitching will be the key."

..."Add to it the fact that the Cleveland Indians are a very talented team who are having a down year and the on-the-rise Kansas City Royals, and you can see easily why the AL Central is the toughest division in baseball this year."

Highlights from Hawk:

..."There are managers out there that have no more business managing a ball club than Mickey Rooney."

..."I love the fact that you can see things starting to develop and you can see things starting to happen."

..."Check out that schedule - 3 here in Toronto, home for a Monday makeup with the Angels (there are still tickets for that one), 3 with the Yankees, 3 over the weekend with the Tigers, and 4 more with KC to finish off the homestand. Then 3 at Minnesota, 4 at Detroit, and then home for 3 with the Twins before our next day off on August 28. This is going to be something to watch."

Informative. Keep tabs on this blog, as it's still in its infancy (much like Darrin Jackson).

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Christ. No. Please. Stop. Not True but False.

>> Monday

It's a tired, tired, tired refrain that we've whined about so often that I know we're all sick of it. But one last example.

Not too long ago during the White Sox-Angels game, Hawk Harrelson and Darrin Jackson (last post about them too--I swear) gushed over Paul Konerko's love of team, God, and country after he wasted a potential home run by grounding-out-to-the-right-side-with-less-than-two-out-and-a-runner-on-second-to-advance-the-runner.

"Shows why he's worth every million!" said either Hawk or DJ (can't remember)--they'd just been discussing the value of high-priced guys like Konerko.

Why anyone, ever, in their right mind, under any circumstances, would ev--

...You know what; I'm too annoyed and sick of this subject to even finish my thought. It writes itself.

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Senseless Blurbs for 6-6-6

>> Tuesday

And by the way, how much airplay do you think "Sympathy for the Devil" got on radio stations today? For a good Satan song, I'd recommend "Court of the Crimson King" by King Crimson. FYI.

Who are these people...
...that care so much about Roger Clemens? When it comes to baseball, it's pretty safe to say I'm as big a fan as they come. Do I have any interest in a full-length AP story, photographs, and video press conference clips for his first A-ball rehab start? (Well...do I?) The answer is no. I mildly took interest in hearing his stat line. Mildly.

And what did the ten-times-normal press corps do for the other six innings after Clemens finished pitching. Watch him spit seeds? Report on the Chevron Junior Lexington Legends Dizzy Bat Race? Ridiculous.

To us casuaul hockey fans...
Marc-Andre Bergeron is simply the guy who plowed over his own star goaltender. For those of you who missed Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals, here's what happened.

Considerably? If you insist.
WGN graphic tonight:
Aramis Ramirez
This season: .246 BA, 10 HR, 31 RBI
One year ago today: .271 BA, 11 HR, 28 RBI

Bob Brenley: "As you can see, his power numbers are about the same this year, but his average is down considerably." (Emphasis is both mine and his.)

Ramirez had 199 ABs coming into tonight. If he'd had just five more hits up to this point, he would be hitting .271 this year. It's funny how easily people are duped by 25 BA points. What if BA was reported on a two-digit percentage basis. Would anyone really think 27% versus 25% is that considerable of a difference? Proportional comparison, people.

The White Sox need to STOP BUNTING...
...except maybe when Brian Anderson is up because he's basically the equivalent of a bad-hitting pitcher. Tonight the White Sox botched another sacrifice bunt, prompting announcers Hawk Harrelson and Darrin Jackson to make nearly identical comments to those I blogged about last week. Ozzie Guillen--you're ruining your team with your senseless wasted outs, and it bothers me as a baseball fan.

Matt Murton should've been named Paddy O'Callahan instead.
He has the reddest red hair I've ever seen on an athlete. He's like Lucille Ball.

The definition of "patronizing"
Tonight's espn.com poll question is, "Who is your favorite No. 6?" (Get it? You know, for 6/6/06. It's their cutesy, strained attempt to be festive.) Along with Stan Musial, Bill Russel, Dr. J, and Mark Martin--itself a shameless pandering to the NASCAR cult--the poll writers included Brandi Chastain as an option. That's right--fomer (I think) U.S. Women's Soccer Team member Brandi Chastain.

And if you must know, I voted for Stan Musial because Harry Caray always talked about how great Stan Musial was. And Harry Caray was a crazy old drunk.

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In the words of the man himself, "That is BS!"

A few minutes ago, the colorful, legendary voice of the Chicago White Sox, Ken "the Hawk" Harrelson made--in my estimation--a somewhat dubious claim.

He and partner Darrin "D.J." Jackson were discussing the incredible out-of-the-box speed of Royals outfielder Joey Gathright. According to Jackson, Gathright has been clocked at 3.3 seconds to first on a bunt and 3.6 swinging. Pretty fast, huh?

Not to be left out, however, Hawk, as is his trademark, invoked the exploits of a player from his day--just to make sure none of the viewers would get the crazy idea that players today might be as good, or better, than those of yesteryear.

According to the Hawkmeister, the great Mickey Mantle was clocked at "three seconds flat" out of the left-handed batter's box. That's right--3.0 seconds. That is, 0.3 seconds, or 9% faster than one of the speediest players in the game today.

Consider: That corresponds to a rate of 10 yds/sec (ok, maybe 9.8 when you subtract the distance between home plate and the lefty batter's box). Now let me ask you this: How many times have you heard of an NFL player running a 4.0-40? Though, when you think about it, a 3.0-30 would actually correspond to a 40 time below 4.0 since the last ten yards are run at a higher velocity than the acceleration distance shared by both a 30-yard and 40-yard sprint.

Am I finished? Oh no.

The 100-meter world record in 1956--about the same time as Mantle's prime--was 10.1 seconds. Today, it's 9.72 because--get this--people are faster.

Let's pile on some more. What, if you had to guess, was the error tolerance on a mid-20th century stopwatch? A hundreth of a second? A tenth? Note that the 100-meter records weren't measured to the second decimal place until at least 1961. And I really doubt that whatever bench coach or scout recorded this alleged 3.0 home-to-first did not possess the cutting edge stopwatch technology that was used in the Olympics.

(Still going.) The depth of scouting--and therefore the accuracy of scouting--in Mantle's time was not nearly what it is today. I'd fancy that a Yankees coach with poor reaction time could have "timed" Mantle by counting to three on his fingers like the owl in the Tootsie Roll Pop commercial with very few, if any, checks by opposing scouts.

Also...

No... No, I think I've finally had enough. This was totally not worth the effort.

(Also, I bet Mickey Mantle never did this:



Mercy!)

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