Let's all be eight years old

With last night's debut of Phillies pitching prospect Antonio Bastardo, I got to thinking, who are some of the other all-time most unfortunately-named people in sports? I'm thinking of both guys with names that sound like a dirty word, insult, or something that would suggest being ugly, evil, inept, etcetera. Here's a list off the top of my head. Please add your own below.

Mets reliever J.J. Putz

Grizzlies forward Rudy Gay

Orioles president Andy McPhail

Cubs outfielder Kosuke Fukudome

MLB reliever John Coutlangus

NHL player Radek Bonk

Reds pitching coach Dick Pole

Yankees pitcher Chien Ming Wang

Former MLB player Rusty Kuntz

Heat guard Luther Head

Former South Carolina quarterback Chris Smelley

Smelley's former teammate / kicker Ryan Succop 

Former Cincinnati Bearcats guard Jihad Muhammad

Former Seaton Hall guard Ty Shine

Former Blackhawks goalie Steve Passmore (only because he was a goalie)

Rays reliever Grant Balfour (only because he's a pitcher)

Former MLB reliever Eric Plunk (also because he was a pitcher)

I know I'm forgetting lots. Help me out.