I think this pretty much sums up both coaches careers:
Coach Klein: [it's half-time at the Bourbon Bowl and they're in the locker room] Anybody got an idea?
Coach Klein: [after football player spits loogie in water tank] Are you all right?
Bobby Boucher: I wasn't gonna do nothin', coach!
Coach Klein: Well ya better do something. You gotta stick up for yourself, Bobby.
Bobby Boucher: But what about the finally tuned athletic machine?
Coach Klein: I am not telling you to go on a shooting rampage!