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Other rejected slogans:
"Riffraff officially priced out"
"The Clubhouse on Madison"
"Only a 40-minute drive from Highland Park!"
"Your Lincoln Navigator is safe in Lot C"
"A reason to wear that tailored Chicago Bulls golf shirt"
"Our temporary tattoos are now lead-free"
"Your kids will love the fourth-quarter 'YMCA' TV timeout!"
"Where gentrification happens"
(Wait... did I just audition to be a Late Show writer? ...Y
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Better I suppose than the Blackhawks' "The Pride is Back."
Rejected slogans
"Help bring the Hawks into the 1960s!"
"Sorry for generally running the team into the ground and treating the fans like shit for the last 15 years."
"Ding! Dong! The Wirtz is dead!"
"As seen on TV"
"The Pride is back. Helpful, since by the end of the season it's all we're playing for."
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