Beelzebub! A motor vehicle hath doth runneth over Vinnie!

Before any of you devoted readers panic, rest assured that I have not perished, though I may go another week or so without a post. (Actually, you're very lucky that I'm still here after a deadly twister touched down in my town tonight. As I write this, the lightning continues to strike nearby, which means my laptop could catch a power surge and vaporize my junk at any moment. Oh, the risks I take for our audience...)

After a rather busy weekend and a long day at work, I face another long day or two at work ahead of me, followed by a four-day camping trip to the deep woods where I will re-invent fire and wrestle bears. The earliest I will likely put up a new post is next Monday, but don't worry--I have some doozies in the works! (Note: That assumes my intimate experiences with nature will inspire a doozy or multiple doozies.)

Anyway, I just felt I should warn you all, as I realize roughly 65% of our content lately has come from me, the only one of us who's a big enough dope to gouge time out of worthwhile things to post on here regularly, so there's a decent chance that you may not see any new content until then. (Also, if that's the case, expect a string of random firings when I get back from vacation.)

Behave yourselves while I'm gone, and don't forget to water the petunias! I love you! ...Oh, come here and give your Vinnie a kiss... Bye bye!