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Pater Noster, qui es in ping-pong balls, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas Stern, sicut in caelo et in United Center. Derrick Rose nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus Tyson Chandler-for-P.J. Brown. Et ne nos inducas in 2009 NBA Draft Lottery, sed libera nos a John Paxson.
Amen.
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God bless the Latin Prayer, it's Derrick Rose time in Chicago. Last season has suddenly become a distant memory, and the local kid has come to save the day. If John Paxson even dares having other thoughts, I will lead the mutiny.
And thus proving the power of prayer. I hope I've converted you all onto the path to eternal salvation.
Where should we send our checks, Reverend Bergl?
Thus proving that God cares about American sporting events, and that he doesn't really care for Jay-Z's music.
Amen and hallelujah. If the Bulls think that Beasley's the big man they've needed for years, they're wrong. He's just another one of those in-between 3/4 forwards that are all the rage these days. You don't see a whole lot of great pro teams that are lead by a 3/4. We need Rose!
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