YCS Newest Staff Member: James Dillon Franklin
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Some time this afternoon, YCS' own Nate became the father of a 7lb, 8 oz. 22" baby boy. I'm told that contrary to my predictions the child is, in fact, a human and not a monster. We're told that mother and child are doing fine.
Mazeltov to Nate, and on behalf of the rest of the YCS staff, welcome to the world, little fella.
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Congratulations, Nate. Remember though, Hamms = Not for babies.
Man, you screwed this up Bech; It's James Dillon Franklin.
On a side note, Geoff Jenkins' grand slam last night made him stop crying. The kid is already a huge Brewers fan.
It's Dillon? Lame. I thought you were naming him after Bob Dylan. You're a sellout.
I also have to express my disappointment. I was going to commend you on the fine choice of Dylan as a middle name. Instead of your kid Knocking on Heaven's Door, he will be relegated to second rate 1990's movies and TV shows.
I'm not so sure Nate wants his kid "knocking on heaven's door" anytime soon.
And remeber--It's never early to give young J.D. a personal coach.
True, I could have picked a better Dylan song, especially since Nate and religion aren't exactly bosom buddies.
What about the TV show "Bosom Buddies?" Man, Tom Hanks is hilarious.
Way to go, Nate. Now be sure to keep him off the sauce until he's at least 5.
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