For the third time tonight, I just caught mention of baseball's most thrilling feat since William Van Landingham broke the record for most letters in a name back in 1994: Sammy Sosa hitting a homerun in his record 45th different major-league ballpark.
Talk about the most secondary of tertiary of... quartiary (??) of accomplishments. Let's break this down:
Things about this record attributable to Sosa's abilities:
Hitting lots of homeruns
Things about this record not attributable to Sosa's abilities: