This record holds the all-time record for the dumbest record of all time
>> Wednesday
For the third time tonight, I just caught mention of baseball's most thrilling feat since William Van Landingham broke the record for most letters in a name back in 1994: Sammy Sosa hitting a homerun in his record 45th different major-league ballpark.
Talk about the most secondary of tertiary of... quartiary (??) of accomplishments. Let's break this down:
Things about this record attributable to Sosa's abilities:
Hitting lots of homeruns
Things about this record not attributable to Sosa's abilities:
Everything else
And just for fun, here's Sammy's rookie card (Look at that pretty moustache.):
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2 comments:
Not a mustache, but molestache~
Ultra-creppy!
Wasn't that photo taken right around the time he was charged with beating his now wife?
LDN
Hahah, molestache is right. We should've forseen the cork and the boombox incident from that sleazy 19 year-old countenance.
(Thanks for reading by the way.)
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