Horsies!
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Today being the one day a year when people who don't know the slimmest morsel about horse racing pretend they know evertything about horse racing, I thought YCS should weigh in with our own whim-based pick.
For this week's Lock of the Week, I'm picking Teuflesberg, a 30-1 longshot to win the one hundred-something-eth running of the Kentucky Derby. I have a good feeling about this horse ever since he notched a wire-to-wire win at some race called the Southwest back in February. Also, you can't say his name without adding "nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." And any horse that's down with Curly is down with me.
Place your bets now! Hurry! It's almost post time!
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The 15-1 horse I randomly picked in the morning to win finished second, so I guess I'm a pretty good judge of horseracing talent.
I didn't put any money on it, so that talent went to waste, and I wouldn't have won anything anyway.
PS: When's the next time we're going to the dog track?
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