Oh how I love you sports talk radio
>> Thursday
From today's White Sox postgame show, one of the funniest statements I've heard in a while:
Caller [syntax embellished]: Yeah, hey dere... You'll have to check out da stats on dis, but if I remember in two oh five... I mean, uh, two thousand five, da Sox didn't have a single guy hit over .300 or a single pitcher win twenty games.
Host: Yep, that's right. Podsednik led the team with, I think, a .290 batting average.
Caller: It just goes t' show, it's not hitting for a high average that matters, it's hitting timely. You could have a lineup of .220 hitters, but if they get deir hits at da right time, yer gonna score runs and win games.
Host: That's correct. I don't think anyone's gonna argue with you there.
Hello...? Yeah, hey there. Vinnie, from Bloomingdale on my car phone... Big fan of the show, first time caller... Umm, yeah, just wanted to say you're a total dumbshit moron for agreeing with that guy. Other than that, great show. I can tell you're really going places. Go Sox!
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4 comments:
Vinne, on a car phone?
Did you have to affix the antenna to the roof before calling?
Haha, come on... haven't you listened to sports talk radio recently? I kid you not--it's the one place on earth where people still call it a "car phone." That was part of the satire, duh.
First time emailer, long time fan...Thanks for picking up on the essence of Chi-town radio~ So sweet it is.
Thanks for the laughs, Vinnie.
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Hahahahaha. Car phone! I love it.
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