A Proposed Defense for Vick
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What do you do when authorities find dozens of dogs, many injured and malnurished, along with dog-fighting equipment? Well there aren't many good explanations for that.
...Unless you're Michael Vick. An inside source ("inside" being inside my head) has reported that Vick used the dogs for training. What better way to train for the NFL season than running through a room of hungry, vicious dogs with a steak in your hand? Injured? Damn right they're injured, cuz they got served by the best pure athlete in pro sports.
An unnamed source told YCS, "Watching Vick run with those dogs was the best entertainment that $10 can buy. Sometimes you'd just be like 'dude, throw the steak and they'll leave you alone.' But he just refused to do it."
The real story here is how this will affect our potential business of smuggling fighting cocks in from Puerto Rico. PETA's all over this shit now.
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No way man, now's our chance. Mike Vick has done us all the ultimate play fake and created a diversion. Let the cockfighting begin!
I got a sawbuck on Little Yerry!
Also, how did this post not get a "suckers getting served" tag?
This is probably the funniest YCS graphic we've had yet. Please tell me it wasn't stolen from anywhere else.
Oh no, it's YCS copyrighted. I spent a good...oh, 5-10 minutes on that masterpiece.
Nicely done.
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