But just imagine if this had happened
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Sports news, from the world of my brother's subconscious (via my email):
I had a bizarre dream last night. I dreamt that Ryne Sandberg was still playing for the Cubs, and he hit a game-winning grand slam. After the game, he came over to our seating area to give the game ball to... Phil Collins. I convinced Phil Collins to give me the signed game ball after I praised his earlier Genesis work, especially during the Peter Gabriel era.
Is there a dream interpreter in the house?
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This is all I was able to get from an online dream interpretation site. When I search for "baseball," this is what comes back.
To dream that you are attending a baseball game, denotes contentment and peace of mind... Consider how baseball is often used as an analogy to sexual foreplay as in getting to first, second, or third base on a date. Baseball can have sexual innuendos where the masculine aspects are depicted by the bat and the feminine aspects are depicted in the form of the ball or the ballpark.
So if Paul is dreaming about baseball, Ryne Sandberg, and Phil Collins, maybe he should get a girlfriend. You know, because doctors who can cook have historically had a hard time landing the ladies.
Interpretation: The Cash-Money Cubs are 8-13 and at the bottom of the division.
You're better off dreaming about Sandberg.
Come on, every man here besides Vinnie can admit they've had at least one dream involving Paul Bergl.
Was Phil's classic Live Aid-era mullet present in this bizzaro dream sequence?
And all of us, including me, can admit to having at least one dream involving eiher Sandberg or Phil Collins.
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