The only coaching staff that would appease the Notre Dame faithful

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Head Coach
Knute Rockne's re-animated corpse

Offensive Coordinator
Mike Leach

Defensive Coordinator
Monte Kiffin

Quarterback Coach
Joe Montana

Special Teams Coach
Genie in a lamp

Head Trainer
Dr. James Andrews

Team Doctor
House

Speical Consultant
Stephen Hawking

Team Chaplain
Jesus T. Christ

Recruiting Director
Paul Hornung

Dean of Student Athletes
Helen Keller

2 comments:

Patrick 6:56 PM  

no, No, NO!!! Notre Dame needs to:

a.) Bring back Lou Holtz as Motivational Speaker!
b.) Get Steve Spurrier to be offensive coordinator!
c.) Get Urban Meyer to be the quaterbacks coach with special input from Joe Montana
d.) Play Joe Montana Jr!

Matt 10:43 PM  

I think my favorite part of this is that Joe Montana's kid isn't even named "Joe Montana Jr.," as Pat insists.

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