The only coaching staff that would appease the Notre Dame faithful
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Head CoachKnute Rockne's re-animated corpse
Offensive CoordinatorMike Leach
Defensive CoordinatorMonte Kiffin
Quarterback CoachJoe Montana
Special Teams CoachGenie in a lamp
Head TrainerDr. James Andrews
Team DoctorHouse
Speical ConsultantStephen Hawking
Team ChaplainJesus T. Christ
Recruiting DirectorPaul Hornung
Dean of Student Athletes
Helen Keller
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2 comments:
no, No, NO!!! Notre Dame needs to:
a.) Bring back Lou Holtz as Motivational Speaker!
b.) Get Steve Spurrier to be offensive coordinator!
c.) Get Urban Meyer to be the quaterbacks coach with special input from Joe Montana
d.) Play Joe Montana Jr!
I think my favorite part of this is that Joe Montana's kid isn't even named "Joe Montana Jr.," as Pat insists.
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