
Alternate Headline Ideas:
"Wisconsin food shortage to reach critical mass warns top expert"
"Hardy still missing: bloated Fielder, Sabathia brought in for questioning"
"Annual BBW conference to be held at Midwest Express Center"
"Fat jokes are lame and easy"
"Milwaukee now nation's fattest, drunkest, most tax evadingest city"
"The 2008 Milwaukee Brewers: Just More of Us to Love, Baby"
"Certain YCS writers shouldn't be throwing stones"
Labels: CC Sabathia, fatty boombahs, Milwaukee Brewers, prince fielder, you're black said the pot to the kettle
Yeah, thats what I thought!