Call 1-800-DOCTORB! The B Is For Bargain!

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Anyone who can't pinpoint that reference is no friend of mine.

Anyway, the following sentence is real and comes from a post on the JS Packers blog in re: scouts from GB attending a private workout held by former (?) Lions RB Kevin Jones.

The Dolphins, Steelers and Lions were also in attendance, according to Dr. D.S. Ping, Jones' holistic healer/agent.

Holistic healer/agent. Jesus Christ. I assume the professional football scouts/french pastry chefs on hand to watch the workout were impressed by the progress Jones has made in rehab.
But wait, it gets better. According to Dr. Ping's website (the appropriately named and not at all fake sounding "Dr. Ping's Professional Sports Agency" at, seriously) comes this nugget of information:
"Dr. D.S. Ping is dedicated to the philosophy of striving for and maintaining the highest standards in helping each individual reach his maximum potential in two major areas: the world of professional sports and in the art of Jishukan-Ryu Jujitsu."
So just remember, future NFL players: when looking for an agent, why settle for one who only handles NFL contracts. Don't sell yourself short. Get one who also teaches people how to kick ass with Jujitsu.
Also, Dr. Ping isn't actually a medical doctorb. He's got a "Doctorate" degree in Asian medicine.
Regardless, I guess picking this guy as your asiant (see what I did there?) makes more sense than taking Master P.


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