That reminds me of a classic Andrew Dice Clay joke.

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I just learned that the Notre Dame women's basketball coach is named Muffet McGraw. If that doesn't beg for a dirty limerick--presumably one involving Pokey Chatman--I don't know what does. Readers--indulge us.

8 comments:

Mike 9:50 AM  

There was a coach at LSU,
Who eyed all her players to screw,
But one day she saw
Fine Muffet McGraw
And decided, "Why not coaches too?"

Unknown 10:23 AM  

Ahh, one of the true mysteries of life. What's in the bowl bitch indeed.

Unknown 12:02 PM  

Damn, why does it seem like that limerick had more thought behind than most of our posts.

Vinnie 12:09 PM  

I was hoping for something a little more faithful to the "Little Miss Muffet" structure. And dirtier. But I won't deny it's good work.

Mike 12:36 PM  

Fine, as per request.

Disturbingly, this also came to be after a few minutes with the online rhyming dictionary. I'm here all week, tip your waitresses, try the veal.

Little Miss Pokey, played rope-a-dopey, to get her star point guard in bed.
But between Pokey's knees, it smelled like spoiled cheese, and as for the point guard, she fled.

Nathan 5:15 PM  

Little Miss Muffet
Has seen quite enough tit
Behind the locker room doors

Upon Pokey's demise,
McGraw's not surprised
"Cuz Lord knows that those girls are whores."

Anonymous,  5:23 PM  

merciless I say!

if this is all I have to read during the off-season . . . ::shakes head::

Vinnie 5:35 PM  

I'm with you Anonymous. How crass and sophomoric. Honestly... What could have possibly prompted such filth?

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