I just became familiar with LSU's interim coach for the first time tonight. His name is Bob Starkey, and this is what he looks like:

The clear intent here: Not only to prevent another coach-player lesbian affair but to promote someone whom even the most opportunistic heterosexual player could never go for. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's the guy who played the rabbi from Elaine's apartment building on Seinfeld.
(Just checked IMDB. It's not him. But I bet he loves the shiksa too.)
Labels: Bob Starkey, LSU, NCAA women's tournament, Pokey Chatman