I'm pretty sure I wouldn't let my son compete in this...I mean, how much does it pay?

An example of exploitation at its finest: We bring you The Baby Bowl! Now, the Puppy Bowl brings me to the floor, grabbing my gut, every year (literally, that's not an exaggeration. I fall over laughing every year, especially during the Kitty halftime). But this...I'm really not sure if I should laugh or puke. And then I read that James Brown is commentating and my mind is made up. We're revisiting those chicken wings from earlier tonight.

The network to hate for this: the Discovery Health Channel, which seems contradictory, as this will surely ruin several boys' mental health for the rest of their lives.

If you're wondering about the agenda, here it is, according to the press release:

The Main Events include the Diaper Derby and Obstacle Course, Music and Dancing, Eating, Hoops and Balls, a Half-Time show and Finger-Painting. The Playroom Activities include blocks, mirrors, bubbles, textures, sandbox, water play, shapes and puzzles.

Your guess is as good as mine.