Pokey's replacement

I just became familiar with LSU's interim coach for the first time tonight. His name is Bob Starkey, and this is what he looks like:

The clear intent here: Not only to prevent another coach-player lesbian affair but to promote someone whom even the most opportunistic heterosexual player could never go for. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's the guy who played the rabbi from Elaine's apartment building on Seinfeld.

(Just checked IMDB. It's not him. But I bet he loves the shiksa too.)

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That reminds me of a classic Andrew Dice Clay joke.

I just learned that the Notre Dame women's basketball coach is named Muffet McGraw. If that doesn't beg for a dirty limerick--presumably one involving Pokey Chatman--I don't know what does. Readers--indulge us.

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Pokey Chatman: An unlikely boon to YCS

I've been spying on you. Well, actually sitemeter.com has been. I'm talking about those of you who've come to this site because you Googled "pokey+chatman." For some reason, this blog comes up pretty high on a Pokey Chatman search, thanks to Zuch's quick mention of her last week. And that's what likely brings you to this site. (For the record, I think you're sick.)

What I really want to say to all of you who've come here in search of a scurrilous scoop on this sordid affair, please stick around and check us out. We may not be the lesbo harlequin romance you'd hoped to find, but we do have some interesting things to say.

So even though I think you're completely sick, take a five-minute break from your twisted master-servant fetish to peruse our archives. You shan't be disappointed.

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What's the haps?

Technically, our role as a sports blog is to inform our readers, not ask our readers to inform us.

Having said that, can someone explain why everyone is googling Pokey Chatman right now? I mean, I know she was lezzing out with her players and all that. But tons of people are googling her right now, as in, this very moment. Is there some new development in this steamy affair? We've had hundreds of hits in the last few hours and they've all been referred by "pokey+chatman" Google searches.

Please inform us, YCSNation. Because it's not like that's our job or anything.

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Pokey Chatman

We the writers at YCS have an obligation to present the Pokey Chatman story, quite possibly the funniest incident to occur in this blog's year-long existence. However, instead of me cutting predictable double-entendres and lesbian jokes, I'll leave that for the good readers and writers of Deadspin.

Addendum from the editor, 3/15/07:

I've been spying on you. Well, actually sitemeter.com has been. I'm talking about those of you who've come to this site because you Googled "pokey+chatman." For some reason, this blog comes up pretty high on a Pokey Chatman search, thanks to Zuch's quick mention of her last week. And that's what likely brings you to this site. (For the record, I think you're sick.)

What I really want to say to all of you who've come here in search of a scurrilous scoop on this sordid affair, please stick around and check us out. We may not be the lesbo harlequin romance you'd hoped to find, but we do have some interesting things to say.

So even though I think you're completely sick, take a five-minute break from your twisted master-servant fetish to peruse our archives. You shan't be disappointed.

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