Stupid questions get stupid answers
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When you ask someone "What is your strategy for the Home Run Derby?" exactly what kind of answer are you expecting?
Well, here's Prince Fielder's complicated strategy: "I'm just going to try to hit the ball high and far, I think."
This of course, is a contrast to Alex Rios' strategy: "I'm just going to swing the bat as hard as I can."
I can't wait to watch the chess match that is the Home Run Derby.
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Perhaps "It's simple really, take the velocity, v and multiply it by the distance t, while taking account for the trajectory, and of course gravity, which remains constant."
Or whatever George said when he was teaching the Yankees how to hit home runs after giving up sex.
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