The question on everyone's mind

How in blazes does the name Biedrins get pronounced Be-a-dritch? When I first heard it during a Bulls game earlier this seaon, I assumed it was just Johnny "Red" Kerr being senile. But apparently he was right. Be-a-dritch. That's the most m3$$3d-up pronunciation since Uwe von Schumman. I mean, Baron Davis didn't play for the UCLA Bruitch, did he?

(Speaking of Baron Davis, I think the other question on everyone's mind is, what's up with Baron's teeth? Like, I've always kind of wondered that when I've seen him play, but there's never been much reason to care until now. Ok, there still isn't.)

This post is really important and should not get bumped for a long, long time.