Clinton Portis--Not much of a criminologist

"I don't know if [Vick] was fighting dogs or not, but it's his property, it's his dog," Washington Redskins running back Clinton Portis told WAVY-TV in Virginia. "If that's what he wants to do, do it. I think people should mind their business."

When told that dog fighting is a felony, Portis replied, "It can't be too bad of a crime."

Reporter who had just informed him that dog-fighting is a felony: Ummmm, Clinton?... Did you just... I just said... Never mind.