The Second OJ Trial

A few questions:

1. Why are we still seeing Ron Goldman's parents on TV? This case had nothing to do with them. Why were they even at the trial? They're psychotic. And where was Kato? I want his opinion.

2. Should OJ lose his place in the football HOF? Face it; this guy is now a convicted felon and should probably be stripped of every honor he's over owned. Pete Rose and Joe Jackson are banned from the greatest pro sport on the planet despite never being convicted for a crime, and OJ is still in the Hall. How riducoloso. I'm pretty sure he'll lose all those honors.

3. How much bad publicity can the NFL endure? I mean, the NFL is truly a league of criminals, and I'm honestly going to stop watching it. I'm not kidding. Michael Vick, Chris Henry, Pacman Jones, Plaxico Burress... etc, etc. It's disgusting. Please, let's all boycott the NFL this postseason. I'm really not kidding. Let's stick with sports untainted by corruption and rule-breaking, like college football (sic).

Anyways, those are my Andy Rooney-like thoughts of the day.

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This may be the quote of the century

"I'm O.J. Simpson. How am I going to think that I am going to rob somebody and get away with it? I thought what happened in Las Vegas stayed in Las Vegas."


Las Vegas Advertising Department, some 18 months ago...

Slick young advertising whiz: "Hey, how about this for a slogan: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...pretty good, huh?"

Nervous conservative old dude: "I don't know, what if people start committing crimes here and using that as an excuse."

Slick young advertising whiz: "Use a commercial slogan as a defense in court? Ha! To pull that off you'd need the lawyers of..."

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Ah the Irony

O.J. Simpson is going to jail.


Ironic isn't it?





I mean, since O.J. played a cop in Naked Gun.





Why? What did you think I was referencing?

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