Isn't he a little old?

I mean, I realize that a lot of guys are pulling out of the WBC, but has it really gotten this desperate?

And does he have multiple-personality disorder? And why would Ed Wade sign a 73 year-old man to play in his outfield when Adam Dunn and Pat Burrell were available this offseason? And why do I keep pursuing this joke when the visible words "Miguel Tejada" under the headline give this away as an obvious typo?