As one of the few members of the YCS family not in attendance at the Wisconsin/Marquette game (also: 61-58! Woo!), I was forced to watch the game in prehistoric (read: non HD) conditions at home on ESPN U. And as such, I was subjected to seeing the ShamWow commercial no less than 5 times. And with said commercial, of course, comes this guy:
God, I fucking hate this guy. And I also have some questions for him:
1. What's with the headset microphone? You're on a TV commercial. Don't they have like, boom mikes for that and shit?
2. Where do you get off having a faux-hawk on my TV?
3. The fuck's got you so excited about towels?
4. In the words of Pat, "You look absolutely awful."
Also, I'm not the only one that's noticed. Slate.com is also on to this joker's tricks and his horrendous Brooklyn-ish accent.
For this douche in all his glory, please freel free to watch the video below and then kill yourself.