Count the ways to say "defeat"

Angels bury Dice-K, BoSox with 6-run 6th
Lee, Cubs nip Sabathia, Brewers
Burnett told he'll stay with Jays, rips Rays
Twins gain ground as Slowey routs ChiSox (Can a pitcher "rout" a team by himself?)
O's drill Yanks
alternately: Orioles Crush Yankees, 13-4
Take three: Jones cracks grand slam as Orioles slam Yankees

Not used:
clobber
kill
whomp
wallop
pound
pummel
pulverize
vaporize
euthanize
deputize
anihilate
masticate
emaciate
ingratiate
fustigate
bustigate
Watergate
Passportgate
Spy-gate
It's getting late
I fustigated this to death
It was stupid to begin with

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