YCS Access Insider Exclusive! Malik Allen wears Birkenstocks and belongs to the Sierra Club

Two weeks ago, YCS Access Insider brought you the shocking news that Kirk Hinrich eats sandwiches. This week, we learned that Hinrich's Bulls teammate Malik Allen contributes to the anti-government, anti-business leftist machine known as Whole Foods.

Allen, the Bulls' 11th most popular player (just behind Michael Sweetney and just ahead of Andre Barrett), was spotted leaving the liberal extremist headquarters-disguised-as-grocery store Monday afternoon in Deerfield, IL--just four doors down from the Potbelly Sandwich Works where Hinrich was seen acting aloof two weeks prior. Allen was holding a Whole Foods grocery bag, confirming that he had in fact made a contribution to Whole Foods's commie-sympathizing, baby-killing agenda.

Allen will become an unrestricted free agent this offseason, when he will no doubt sign with the Sonics, the fucking hippie.

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YCS Access Insider Exclusive! Kirk Hinrich likes to eat at Potbelly Sandwich Works

Wowee Zowee! Our second sports celeb encounter in less than a month!

Truthfully there's little more to the story than what the title says, but seeing as this is the internet and that Kirk Hinrich is famous, I feel obliged to pretend it's more interesting than it was.

Today, I was working in Deerfield, IL, the city where Bulls practice facility the Berto Center is located, and me and a few coworkers went to a Potbelly Sandwich Works for our lunch break. And who should walk into line right behind me? Captain Kirk Hinrich!

As both a Bulls fan and Marquette graduate, I've always felt conflicted cheering for the guy who helped torch Marquette in the Final Four. Plus, I really just wanted to ask if he knew where Tyrus Thomas went for lunch. But to Kirk's credit, he chatted for a few minutes with one of my coworkers, who's both a huge Bulls fan and a Lawrence, Kansas native.

While I didn't catch what Kirk ordered, he took his food to-go, which I would expect out of a multi-million-dollar athlete. I guess when you're famous, you can't eat with the hoi polloi in the sandwich shop. I can't imagine it had aything to do with him being really busy or not wanting to eat alone while people stare because they recognize you. He must just be a pampered snoot who thinks he's too good to eat sandwiches with common folk.

Oh, in case you were wondering, Kirk was wearing Bulls sweatpants and a baseball cap!

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